WATER SMACKER Testimonials (as of 7/23/21)
"Health Care System to Well Care System" with a Water Smacker
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Great Testimony e-mail story : 11/7/18
Smacked water improves vision. 11/4/19
List of known Water Smacker results ( All from testimonies of WS customers) : Heart burn goes away. Acid reflex disappears. Blood pressure goes normal after a lifetime of high pressure. Diabetic victim can feel his feet again. Prostate problems with elder men, peeing at night went away. Prostate count goes down. Liver enzyme count goes down. A drunk's liver gets rebuilt. Vulnerable blood plague disappears in heart attack victims. Veins & arteries once clogged are now following again. Pain from blocked arteries goes away. Skin shingles goes away, after trying everything. Colon cancer goes away. Never get the flu, colds, the 100% negative charged combats the + infections in the body. Works like a antibiotic without the flora removal. Smacked water enhances flora in our digestive tract. You only need one pint of this charged, structured, hydrogen ionized water per day for results.
Come back for more! This product is new, but follows the same characteristics of a alkaline, ionize machine coasting double or triple, quadruple the price. WaterSmacker only $370 compared to $500 to $2800 for alkaline water machines. Water Smacker PRO is only $550 ( dual powered, charges twice as fast as the standard WS.)
The best healing effect of drinking smacked water is how it cleans out vulnerable blood plague from our arteries and veins. Two heart surgeons has noticed that their patients, who have survived open heart surgery (quadruple bypass) now have their clogged, main blocked arteries to their heart, are now flowing blood again! One doctor said " I have never heard of this before in all my practice." The Water Smacker is an excellent preventative health water device. No need for stints, heart surgery in the future of your life? by drinking smacked water?
1) Two women got healed of "shingles" that nothing else seemed to work, in just 2 weeks of drinking Smacked Water. Now a third gal got rid of shingles skin patches on her forehead, drinking smacked water for 2 months, she loves this water, she is blown away. She says when she drinks this water, she feels happy, now her husband is trying it out.
2) A pancreas cancer survivor, 60 years young women, was only 90 lbs and now is back to her normal body weight ( 130 lbs) after one month of drinking smacked water daily. Her health came back and more energy than before. She lives on a low income and we fronted her the Water Smacker machine and she came back wanting to buy it.
3) A colon cancer patient reported his body pH is now 7.4pH!! , due to drinking smacked water everyday for the last month. The doctor told him, at least the cancer will stop growing in an alkaline body. Cancer is a fungus and a high PH body can cure cancer. Drinking smacked water will boost your immune system 100%! Not a medical product
4) One gentlemen has been drinking 16 oz of smacked water everyday for about a month, his diabetes in his feet, the dumbness is going away and he can feel his feet again!! He is 350 lbs and he says his urine is white, milky colored and getting calcium deposits in his toilet, that he has to clean. Toxins, salts, metals are coming out of his system, is what is happening. (9/16) He believes it is healing his diabetes! Will add more later. (10/16 update) Blood pressure improved, now 122/85 was higher before. PSA count was at 9.0, now 7.0, dropped 2 counts. : His prostate was at 4.0 count, now at 0.5 ! His doctor told him what ever your doing keep it up. He did not mention he was drinking the charged smacked water. He is stoked and will continue drinking the water. Will add more later.
5) Bob Boyce™ the DOD Scientist inventor of this Water Smacker. Went to the doctor, as this strange medicine they told him to take, gave him a allergic reaction and a stroke. They thought a piece of plaque in this blood stream caused it, later they found out it was the allergic reaction to the medicine. Before that diagnostic, they scanned his entire body to find no plaque at all. In 2015 he had quadruple bypass surgery and his main veins were clogged and the had to use veins from his legs and bypass these main arteries. Well he said all his veins are now clear!! and working again!! He drank a gallon of charged water everyday this year and eats better than before. We all think, the ionized charge water is what cleaned up his blood!! This will be one of many,many more testimonies. (more on Bob Boyce testimony below.) (3/2017)
6) Acid Reflex, burping and heart burn, went away while drinking 16 ox of Smacked water per day.
When one does a cleanse fast, they clean out their colon and your not to drink alcohol during the week cleanse. I have done this before and when you drink a beer after the week cleanse, you get real high off one beer, as your body is more sensitive to the alcohol than before. Well drinking the smacked water for one day, will do the same!!
One fellow claims his skin cancer of 10 years is finally going away, is it from drinking this water?
I have been drinking Kangen water for 5 years now, the last 6 months I switched over to Smacked Water. I never get sick, the flu, the whole time, even when my whole household and wife got sick, I did not and kept working. My inherited arthritis went away! When I have a headache, I drink a glass of Kangen water and it goes away. Now I switched to Smacked Water and it gives me more energy than the Kangan water and has no white flakes in the water ( titanium dioxides) that can not be removed from the body, they do fall to the bottom of the glass and can be avoided by not drinking the last oz in the glass. The water smacker does not have this metal in the water. Any metallic taste from smacked water is from the ORMUS that is in your water that is coming out. Drinking Smacked water took away acid reflux, burping problem I had, is now gone!
I gave a friend a Water Smacker as he was have a pain in his shoulder that he felt daily. The 2nd day of drinking the water the pain went away. He said it made his R.O filtered San Jose water taste way better. The water smacker makes the water taste more silkier, smoother, nano size H molecules rather than the normal larger water molecule.
Life of the body is in the blood. We are all suffering from power failure. On a chemical and physical level all disease is caused by a loss of organization – by entropy – or essentially a loss of energy. Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, the Nobel Prize-winning scientist who discovered Vitamin C, said that hydrogen, not oxygen, is the “fuel of life”. Hydrogen is the most powerful antioxidant. Antioxidants are the body’s defense mechanisms against damaging free-radicals. But by simply replenishing our hydrogen stores, we can increase cellular energy and detoxification, relieving and even reversing many of these conditions. Adding negative Hydrogen ions from your drinking water is now easy
Customer testimony 6/2/17:
7) I have been using the Water Smacker for a few weeks now. Initially I was discouraged by the lack of pH change that I measured. I noticed however that there was a build up of static electricity around the bottle so I tried drinking the water anyway. Within a few minutes, I felt a tingling in my arms and legs from the increased blood circulation in my body. I was pleasantly surprised at how quickly I felt these changes and how drastic they were, especially after the second glass. My only problem is that I had to buy a second unit to keep up with my increased consumption of water (6/2/17)
You only need one pint a day of this water to see the benefits. Unless you drink soda the rest of the day. carbonation is + and an acid+ bomb to your body and you allowing a breeding ground for cancer in your acidic body. (temple)
Congestive Heart Failure Cured!, Not a medical product
8) Mainly observation on my part. On March 10th of 2016, I had a heart attack. 10 days later
I had worked in the Washington DC area all through 2015 and into early 2016, so I did not
Not only did my coronary arteries get plugged up, but my melanoma cancer also came back
He told me there was no cure for CHF. I was due to have
9) Two customers said they have pain in their neck and one had pain in their shoulder, due to blocked arteries to the head. They both said they had sharp pains at times and drinking the smacked water the pain attacks lessened and weeks later totally went away. The one fellow said his right right of his neck the blood flowed fine, but his left side was at 75% blood flow and if he put his hand on his left side of his neck, he could hear the heart pumping. Now he has 100% flow on both sides. He is stoked and will continue drinking smacked water.
10) From Bob : Sent one to Maurice a few months ago. He's had a problem with interstitial fluid buildup in one ankle that was causing blisters to form and burst open He has scars from that happening for years. The doctor had not been able to figure out why or come up with a treatment. That problem is now clearing up, and his blood sugar is better, so he's been able to cut back on his insulin doses. He told his doctor that the only change is he's drinking smacked water now. His doctor is intrigued and asked how it works. He tried to explain it but does not know it well. He told the doctor it breaks the water into micro clusters so the water can go into the cells to flush out the toxins, instead of building up in the space between the cells. He said if his doctor is satisfied with the results, he may start recommending the Water Smackers to other patients.
11) Thanks so much for the e-mail update ... I really enjoyed the informative video. Please continue to keep us on the e-mail list for future newsletters. It's been nearly 3 months since we began using the Water Smacker...we love it & it's been in continual use every day!
12) You may not recall but my husband is the one I spoke to you in regards to his Ulcerative Colitis & you said give it time it will help! He's certainly not out of the woods at this point, each day we persevere but the Water Smacker is one tool we are so thankful to have learned about.
13) Dion's friend got a WS and has been drinking Smacker Water and his wife for 3 months now. He wife was a surviving cancer patient and she tried everything for her cancer, she is now happier and her weight is coming back. Now on all homeopathic healing as she already tried chemo therapy and radiation. Now she is trying a natural method of healing.
15) Inflammation of joints, knees, hips were giving me pain for years. Pain relievers helped but the pain always came back. Drinking smacked water and the Pain is now gone and the swelling is less. I believe it is from drinking the charged micro clustered water.
16) Four month Water Smacker customer said he always had high blood pressure most of his adult life. He used to around 135/70, just today his blood pressure reading was 120/61 and a few months back was in between. This shows his blood plague is slowly disappearing? 11/20/17
17) One California family of 5, all got the flu for Christmas 2017, 4 family members took anti-biotic's. One member only drank 48 oz of smacked water every day. It worked the flu lasted about 5 days and never came back. Just smacked water was used, no penicillin
18) The Water Smacker water has done so much for me. Unexpected benefit, being more alert and awake all day... Within 24 hrs of drinking my first two glasses of smacked water, a year's worth of debilitating fibromyalgia muscle pain in my torso and shoulders disappeared! The hydrogenated water healed my blood and my parched dry skin, within 4 months, from head to toe became soft as a baby's skin. All dryness gone! My skin collagen came back. I bought a second machine and now I drink 2 liters of smacked water a day.?
19) Smacked water drinkers notice their fingernails and toe nails grow better than before.
20) 4/8/19 A customer called up to order another Water Smacker.He is 69 and told me the last year he has been getting up 3 to 4 times during the night to pee. He was told his prostate was acting up. He drank smacked water for 30 days and he now sleeps though the night and no more waking up to pee.
21) I treat my eyes with smacked water, with a shot glass. I level the glass with water and open my eyes in the small glass of water. It sooths my eyes and my vision is better, floaters are gone. I pout out the shot glass water on my house plants, it made my plants come alive again! Gaya Sha Nickie.
Come back for more testimonials. Similar to alkaline water machines, that rebuild your red blood cells , take out cholesterol , helps heal arthritis, fluid in your back discs and much more. This is NO JOKE and another bull shirt product. Water Smacker will be a household name someday, if, if we survive as a race and do NOT let the NMO bozos take the world over.
22) All my years of heart burn has gone away. I stopped taking Tums, and just drink the smacked water and it taught me to NOT drink soda no longer. I feel way better.
Carbonation (+) is the acid bomb, not the sugar. Natural carbonation, beer and wine is less acidic, but forced carbonation (+) in sodas is a acid bath (+) for our poor bodies. Smacked water is the cure (-) for taking out (+) it bonds together with the (+) and helps your body eliminate it out of our bodies, helps flush it out.
23) My friend had severe arthritis and it's gone now!!
24) Eye wash, use Smacked water as an eye wash. A better use of a shot glass filled with negative charged, nano sized, micro-clustered water. Gaya Sha says it is making her eye sight better, eye wrinkles are going away. I have been trying it in the morning and it does ease the eyes and help take out eye crude in the morning.
25) One of the key points why i got the smacker is Russ and Bob suggested that the smacked water would help me with my Atrial Fibrillation issue. I have had for years. A lot of it from stress and perhaps drinking too much. My mom and dad also had it to some degree. So i pulled back on drinking. I like my wines. I drink about a 1/3 to maybe half if at all. I drink the smacked water first part of the day. The water gives me energy or can speed up my heart. It’s like drinking coffee for me. If i drink the water after mid afternoon it gives me too much energy and slightly raises my BP.
I typically have Afib at least once a month or weekly and it lasts for hours. Last time was two months ago and was in afib for 30 hours. That was the longest ever. I have been drinking the water religiously everyday. So between my lifestyle and drinking the water i believe has contributed to no afib. When i do have afib, it destroys me for the next day or two. Otherwise I’m a very fit and healthy 59 year old. Very much into health. I eat very healthy focusing on plant based foods.
I use to be president of GNC and was with the company for 30 years and now i own 8 gnc franchises for the past 5 years to give you an idea of my background. Although I’m getting destroyed financially with the Coronavirus issue.
So yes, we are into anything to maintain good health, anti-aging, staying fit and avoiding any possibility of the virus. At the same time trying to enjoy life.
So, as the months go by and i can avoid afib i will write an amazing testimonial and review for the smacker. Being in Afib is terrible and i fear it. I. have been hospitalized many times for it. Afib wears out ones heart. It’s a big problem with a lot of people in the US anyways.
I like to squeeze fresh lemon into my smacked water. I assume this is ok? Let me know. Never thought to ask. YES is the answer.
Stay healthy and safe Andrew. Chat soon.
26) A 60 something gal with 2 months of drinking smacked water has lost 16 lbs. (water weight) Her body cells are being cleaned out of the water weight, she is peeing out the positive and retaining the negative charge, that our bodies want. Back to nature and the 7.5hz low bass sub-tome OM of the earth is in the water memory. Drinking smacked water makes you loss water weight, that you do not need.
27) Colon cleansed and constipation gone. A mixture of 2 tsp. of "psyllium seed husks", a banana, fruit juice and smacked water. Blend up a smoothie( 1 pint) and drink it fast as possible as the psyllium seed husks will swell 50x's their size and is the best colon cleanser scrubber ever found, since 1955. Look up Dr. Christopher. Cheap to buy at any health food store with seed, grain bins. I paid $5 for a .5 lb. So much crap is coming out and my small intestine has been cleaned and my beer stomach has gone away. I will continue with this treatment the rest of my life. The combo of negative charged water and the psyllium seed husks was it! For I have done this Dr. Christopher fast/cleanse 20 years before, but not as fast action as with smacked water added.
28) Hi Andrew , have you ever heard of the water smacked helping folks with pitted edema? Bob Boyce replied : I used to have that. Drinking smacked water eliminated it. 6/23/21 Drinking smacked water will flush the water weight out of body cells.
29) A 47 year old young lady says her mistral cycle came back and feels great drinking her smacked water. She said he skin collagen is coming back. Less dry skin and only one month of drinking the water. 7/21
Read the BENEFITS of drinking Smacked Water on a daily basis.
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The WATER that SHOCKS YOU! Smacked water, after a 24 hour charge, hold you water bottle an with a finger out it in the neck of the bottle and touch the water and ZAPPP!! you get a shock!! Water holds a charge for about 3 days, and if y9u pour this water in a larger water container full of water , all the water in that container will also get charged! The same thing in your body, it charges all the cells in your body, wakes you up gives you energy. No other water machine gives you this energy that SMACKED WATER!
Testimony e-mail story : 11/7/18
Here is a humorous Water Smacker testimony from a Water Smacker customer in Louisiana.
The Water Smacker helps heal your liver from alcohol abuse.
He shares his smacked water with his girl friend who is 62 years old. She has been drinking and smoking cigarettes her whole life. She drinks a 5th of Vodka per day and 3 packs of cigarettes per day. The customer only gave her one 8 oz of smacked water per day. He drank 16 oz. a standard Water Smacker. She had heart trouble, liver is bad, etc. Well just today she came back from a doctors visit. She got a A in health. Her liver seems to be fine, her liver enzyme count has gone way down. Her blood plaque is now gone! Her blood pressure is normal, not high like before. The doctor was scratching his head wondering what is going on with her. She still drinks and refuses to stop smoking. It shows you how even one glass a day of smacker water will do you well! 11/15/18
Smack your 32oz. drinking water bottle and raise the pH and lower the ORP!!
Guaranteed to satisfy you or your money back ( minus shipping costs)
Listen to Bob Boyce talk about the WATER SMACKER at the Tesla Tech Conference
New Mexico, 7/28/16
Gary Larabee's News Site.
My Water pH is NOT going up? Why is that?
More Water Smacker Videos 1/2018
Micro clustered water when frozen makes perfect snowflakes due to the lining up of the water molecules. Work of Dr. Emoto
Normal macro clustered water looks like welding slag when frozen and no line up of the molecules. The water smacker
magnetically line up the water molecules that will also help line up your cell molecules in your body and blood.
The hydrogen ionized water absorbs into your body better and quench's your thirst better. Ionized water is similar
to water at the bottom of the waterfall. Water that feels silky to your touch. What does bad water look like when frozen?
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Takes only 1 watt of energy to run it. The longitudinal toroid circuit INSIDE,
pulses and resonates water back to it's original frequency of the earth at 7.5hz.
It draws only 2 watts of energy from the wall art transformer.
Turn your drinking water into micro clustered spring water! Makes water taste like mountain glacier water. You can taste the quality of the water. Smack your bottle of water to raise your body pH, and lower the waters measured ORP to a more negative value.( ORP = Oxidation Reduction Potential or REDOX) ORP, or Redox Potential, is a measurement of waters ability to oxidize contaminants.
Use only store bought drinking water or distilled or R.O. filtered water or tested spring/well water. The pH of the charged water goes up according to the starting pH level of your water. If you would like a higher pH of water let it run for a few more hours.
Do not use tap water! Never charge tap water or municipal water if it contains fluoride, chlorine or other harmful chemicals. Charging water magnifies the effects of any elements or chemicals in that water. You must choose a good quality source, or use a reverse osmosis water filter under the sink system. A Solar distiller would be another way to make distilled water to be charged.
Charged micro clustered water cleans your blood, takes out cholesterol, rejuvenates your body, is antioxidant. Ditch the soda acid bath and live longer, more energy, all your cells and body water goes alkaline, don't worry you will get plenty of acid from coffee, tea, beer, wine. Just ditch soda, the worst sugar acid bomb you can intake. It is like drenching your body with acid, that does not dilute 99% of all victims with cancer have an acidic system. Most store bought bottled water is acidic! and needs a pH boost!
One way to use the Water Smacker. Leave the Water Smacker on all the time, since you can not overcharge the water and since it only runs on1 watt of energy. Leave it filled to the top of the bottle. Pour your self a glass of water and then refill it back up with your preferred drinking water, or well water, and leave it turned on. The refill water added charges up faster that way. Water cannot overcharge.
It makes no noise, so you wonder if it is on? If you place a long screwdriver with isolated handle, in the resonance area. Touch the long screwdriver to the alum lining, near the top of the inside of the 4"tube. Lift the screw driver end close to the handle close to the SS rod cathode. When you get about 1/2" to 1/4" away , you will see blue sparks jumping from the screw driver to the center ss rod. This is the way to test if it is working or not. It can NOT short. Learn more about micro clustered water on this site. 1/5 the price of other Ionic Water machines. You will rarely get sick after drinking this water daily. I testify to this, for I drink Kangen water every day for about 5 years. ( says Andrew Batty, owner of Hydrogen Garage)
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