My WATER SMACKER! is not raising the pH of my water ?

My WATER SMACKER! is not raising the pH of my water ?

June 1, 2017

Hello Water Smacker Customers,

Sorry for the delay on getting the WS units out to our customers. We are now getting caught up now. A few customers have done the pH test before and after and they find that the pH did not go up, they want a refund and complain this unit is a fraud. Bill Still likes to drink Spring water the "Deer Park" brand Spring water. He saw a rise of 1.5 pH, in 8 hours of charging, with his favorite brand of bottled water that he drinks. You can use other water bottle brands or filtered R.O. Water, or Berkey filtered water, or distilled water. The Water Smacker wakes up dead distilled water into healing water!

Some bottled water brands they put salt in the water to make it taste better, this will cause the pH of the water not to raise so high. Any petroleum chemicals in the water can stop the pH from rising. If your adamant on doing water ph tests, before and after, try different water bottle brands. Fuji is one that the pH goes up, it made it taste better as well. Look for natural spring water with no additives. Also note their is no gov. FDA regulation on water, distilled or spring water. They all show the chemical list, but are they checked out and tested on a regular basis? No.

The focus is on your body's pH fluid level, not the initial water test. If the water shocks you, you got micro clustered, ionized charged water to drink and after drinking 16 oz a day your body fluid pH will go up. You should feel the extra energy your blood will wake up and flow easier and more electrified, rejuvenated. The water molecules are now nano sized and will absorb into your body easier. A true pH body fluid test is a doctor's blood pH test. You can do a simple under the tongue pH litmus paper test ( pH indicator strips) A using pH test should be acidic, as you are eliminating the positive (acidic) and letting in the negatively charged water for positive health.

Even though the water pH is not high, the negatively charged wear from the Aether ( static electricity, called by many names) Nikola Tesla called it longitudinal energy or non-hertzian energy. Down under they call it orgone energy. The static energy is entrained into the Water Smacker at the Earth's pulse of approx. 7.5 Hz and it negatively charged. An acidic body is more positively charged and this negatively charge water lifts your body's pH up and will help heal any body crisis you may be going though at the present time.
The reason for the spark jump when you hold your smack water bottle in one hand and your right hand and pinky finger touched the water you get a zap (spark jump) due to the water is negative and your body is positive. Sometimes after a week of drinking charged water the spark jump may not happen, this mean your body is now negatively charged and at 7.0 pH bold fluid rate and not acidic any longer. You can not over charge your body with the water smacker, nor can you over charge the water, it goes up to a point and stops. You should feel great at this point. Also note the longitudinal energy is variable to your home location. If you live on a mountain, you will get more of a charge faster. I live in a hollow and not high up but I get results.

You will enjoy this water, if you keep it up. Take the charged water bottles with you to work or traveling. It stays charged for about 3 days. Please send us your testimonies we answer every e-mail we get. If we get it, amongst all the SPAM, that we did not ask for.


Andrew Batty, President of Hydrogen Garage and Water Smacker dot calm. ( 6/1/17)

Watch the Water Smacker product VIDEO 4/4/17

The WATER that SHOCKS YOU! Smacked water, after a 24 hour charge, hold you water bottle an with a finger out it in the neck of the bottle and touch the water and ZAPPP!! you get a shock!! Water holds a charge for about 3 days, and if you pour this water in a larger water container full of water , all the water in that container will also get charged! The same thing in your body, it charges all the cells in your body, wakes you up gives you energy. No other water machine gives you this energy that SMACKED WATER!

Today we are bombarded with high frequencies that our bodies can not handle and makes us feel sick.
Smacked Water helps your body heal itself. The Water Smacker inputs energy into the water and charges the water molecules. It allows the water to be absorbed by the cells inside your body. When you drink store bought bottled water that is NOT in the proper state, it will only add to your body's interstitial fluids and NOT absorb into your cells.. More and more EMF pollution is being put out into the atmosphere today. Your drinking water is losing it's charge. The Water Smacker brings back the natural earth water cycle, to your drinking water and into every cell in your body.

Life of the body is in the blood. We are all suffering from power failure. On a chemical and physical level all disease is caused by a loss of organization – by entropy – or essentially a loss of energy. Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, the Nobel Prize-winning scientist who discovered Vitamin C, said that hydrogen, not oxygen, is the “fuel of life”. Hydrogen is the most powerful antioxidant. Antioxidants are the body’s defense mechanisms against damaging free-radicals. But by simply replenishing our hydrogen stores, we can increase cellular energy and detoxification, relieving and even reversing many of these conditions. Adding negative Hydrogen ions from your drinking water is now easy
and affordable.

Negative Hydrogen for Positive Health by Dr. Gerry F. Gordon

Listen to Bob Boyce talk about the WATER SMACKER at the Tesla Tech Conference
New Mexico, 7/31/16

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With the added cell phone towers all over the place : 4G and LTE and wiFi waves, smart waves, in the air all around us, cell towers are putting out 2450 Hz (micro-wave), 2100 - 2350 Hz. signals, we are bombarded with them! Wireless transmission towers for radio, TV, telecommunications, radar and many other applications, emit radio frequency radiation (RFR). Radio frequency radiation covers a large segment of the electromagnetic spectrum and falls within the non-ionizing bands, producing acidic bodies in water, plants, animals and humans. These high frequencies knock the energy(electrons) out of the water, the plants the animals the humans, etc. The water becomes positively charged into more acidic water, which means more incidents of cancer. If you want to do your body good! you want to drink negatively charged water. A body with a strong immune system, from drinking negatively charged water.

Micro clustered water when frozen makes perfect snowflakes due to the lining up of the water molecules. Work of Dr. Emoto Normal macro clustered water looks like welding slag when frozen and no line up of the molecules. The water smacker magnetically line up the water molecules that will also help line up your cell molecules in your body and blood.
The hydrogen ionized water absorbs into your body better and quenches your thirst better. Ionized water is similar
to water at the bottom of the waterfall. Water that feels silky to your touch. What does bad water look like when frozen?
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease


The Water Smacker has similar technology to the Battery Smacker and PWM technology that drives our HHO cells. The inside Stainless Steel rod is the negative output and the aluminum tape, inside the Water smacker's resonance cavity chamber is the shielding (+) and the cathode rod(-) is at resonance length. Their is a DC to DC converter inside, that runs a Tesla coil, that is driven with non-hertzian energy, that does not have an iron core, it has an air core. The mass of the primary and secondary wind are matched. The components in the Water smacker circuit are designed to work with non-hertzian energy, so that the non-hertzian energy will NOT destroy the circuit inside. Special capacitors are used, no silicon based components, special diodes have to be used. Bob spent many hours researching and perfecting this technology to help SAVE MANKIND from the corporate push of cell phone towers and cell phone sale$.

Hydrogen 4 Health
• Another way to make negatively charged drinking water.
Negative Hydrogen for Positive Health by Dr. Gerry F. Gordon


Watch this video of a Blood Doctor doing blood tests after drinking micro-clustered water. This water will replace the acid water in your body and help your cells and blood all to line up naturally. Every body needs it. Super charge the water you drink! Boost your immune system!

One customer asked : "Will the water smacker kill microbes in the water?" Answer : "No, the process is pro-life. It adds energy to the water that is beneficial to living cells. It is not a water filter or purifier, that must be done to the water prior to charging it. However, it can kill any organism that cannot withstand an alkaline Ph, such as cancer. This is a good thing." 6/10

Turn your drinking water into micro clustered spring water! Makes water taste like mountain glacier water. You can taste the quality of the water. Smack your bottle of water to raise your body pH, and lower the waters measured ORP to a more negative value.( ORP = Oxidation Reduction Potential or REDOX) ORP, or Redox Potential, is a measurement of waters ability to oxidize contaminants.

Use only store bought drinking water or distilled or R.O. filtered water or tested spring/well water. The pH of the charged water goes up according to the starting pH level of your water. If you would like a higher pH of water let it run for a few more hours.

Do not use tap water! Never charge tap water or municipal water if it contains fluoride, chlorine or other harmful chemicals. Charging water magnifies the effects of any elements or chemicals in that water. You must choose a good quality source, or use a reverse osmosis water filter under the sink system. A Solar distiller would be another way to make distilled water to be charged.

Charged micro clustered water cleans your blood, takes out cholesterol, rejuvenates your body, is antioxidant. Ditch the soda acid bath and live longer, more energy, all your cells and body water goes alkaline, don't worry you will get plenty of acid from coffee, tea, beer, wine. Just ditch soda, the worst sugar acid bomb you can intake. It is like drenching your body with acid, that does not dilute 99% of all victims with cancer have an acidic system. Most store bought bottled water is acidic! and needs a pH boost!

One way to use the Water Smacker. Leave the Water Smacker on all the time, since you can not overcharge the water and since it only runs 1 watt of energy. Leave it filled to the top of the bottle. Pour your self a glass of water and then refill it back up with your preferred drinking water, or well water, and leave it turned on. The refill water added charges up faster that way. Water cannot overcharge.

It makes no noise, so you wonder if it is on? If you place a long screwdriver with isolated handle, in the resonance area. Touch the long screwdriver to the alum lining, near the top of the inside of the 4"tube. Lift the screw driver end close to the handle close to the SS rod cathode. When you get about 1/2" to 1/4" away , you will see blue sparks jumping from the screw driver to the center ss rod. This is the way to test if it is working or not. It can NOT short. Learn more about micro clustered water on this site. 1/5 the price of other Ionic Water machines. You will rarely get sick after drinking this water daily. I testify to this, for I drink Kangen water every day for about 5 years. ( says Andrew Batty, owner of Hydrogen Garage)

The WATER SMACKER is a cheaper alternative to a Ionic Water Machine. ( $370 vs. $1480 to $2500) We have an Affiliate Marketing Program, sell the Water Smacker and earn a sales commission, just by adding the WATER SMACKER info to you website. We ship them out for you. CONTACT US

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Hydrogen 4 Health • Another way to make negatively charged drinking water.
Negative Hydrogen for Positive Health by Dr. Gerry F. Gordon

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