The WATER SMACKER is Longitudinal Energy Powered!

The Water Smacker is a resonant chamber that first erases the memory of the water and entrains the Schumann low sub-tone 7.5 hz. Frequency hum of the Earth into your drinking water. It micro clusters the water molecule, so that is is absorbed easier into your body and cleans out your body fluids. It is 100% negatively charged so that it rids your body of the acidic positive. Negative charged water for positive health. It is like having the healing spring water from Lourdes, France in your own home. It will shock you, it contains a static charge to your drinking water. No toxic metals are leached into your drinking as all alkaline water machines produce, but will never tell you. We do not run a current of 250 watts though your drinking water, rather only 1 to 2 watts from the wall energy that triggers 2 toroids to bring in 8,000 volts from the 100% negative aether energy ( non-hertzian energy) but in .001 micro amps. It electrolytes your blood, makes the red blood cells go back to a round bouncy movement and helps clean out blood plaque cleans out your colon and much, much more. Read our testimonials.

The Water Smacker has two tiny wrapped toriods inside that captures this FREE radiant energy from the aether. We pulsed a square wave into the silver wired wrapped toroid that is tuned to the Schumann Frequency of 7.5hz, no current is run though the water, only a pulsed freq. Only longitudinal freq. goes though the water. We are bombarded today with high freq. from cell phone, smart meters, wireless internet modems in our homes, etc, these freq, are harmful to our well being and adding sparked , charged water into our body helps us get back to earth. The earth, the water on the earth , the plants, the animals the humans are survive in the Schumann Freq. of approx. 7.5hz.
Longitudinal energy or power comes from ther Black hole, that is in every galaxy. It has many names : non-hertzian ( Nikola Tesla named), orgone energy, scalar energy, aether energy, the static charge all around us, that Tesla said can be tapped into. The FREE eather or Zero Point energy. Read the benefits.


FOR SALE NOW! $370.00 FREE SHIPPING in the USA! Two year warranty. Charge up to 2 water bottles per day.

Smack your 32oz. drinking water bottle and raise the pH and lower the ORP!!

Guaranteed to satisfy you or your money back ( minus shipping costs)

Micro clustered water when frozen makes perfect snowflakes due to the lining up of the water molecules.Work of Dr. Emoto
Normal macro clustered water looks like welding slag when frozen and no line up of the molecules. The water smacker
magnetically line up the water molecules that will also help line up your cell molecules in your body and blood.
The hydrogen ionized water absorbs into your body better and quench's your thirst better. Ionized water is similar
to water at the bottom of the waterfall. Water that feels silky to your touch. What does bad water look like when frozen?
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Takes only 10 watts or less to run, but the longitudinal toroid circuit INSIDE,
pulses and resonates water back to it's original frequency. How does it work ?

Turn your drinkingwater into micro clustered spring water! Makes water taste like mountain glacier water. You can taste the quality of the water. Smack your bottle of water to raise your body pH, and lower the waters measured ORP to a more negative value.( ORP = Oxidation Reduction Potential or REDOX) ORP, or Redox Potential, is a measurement of waters ability to oxidize contaminants.

Use only store bought drinking water or distilled or R.O. filtered water or tested spring/well water. The pH of the charged water goes up according to the starting pH level of your water. If you would like a higher pH of water let it run for a few more hours.

Do not use tap water! Never charge tap water or municipal water if it contains fluoride, chlorine or other harmful chemicals. Charging water magnifies the effects of any elements or chemicals in that water. You must choose a good quality source, or use a reverse osmosis water filter under the sink system. A Solar distiller would be another way to make distilled water to be charged.

Charged micro clustered water cleans your blood, takes out cholesterol, rejuvenates your body, is antioxidant. Ditch the soda acid bath and live longer, more energy, all your cells and body water goes alkaline, don't worry you will get plenty of acid from coffee, tea, beer, wine. Just ditch soda, the worst sugar acid bomb you can intake. It is like drenching your body with acid, that does not dilute 99% of all victims with cancer have an acidic system. Most store bought bottled water is acidic! and needs a pH boost!

One way to use the Water Smacker. Leave the Water Smacker on all the time, since you can not overcharge the water and since it only runs at about 10 watts of energy. Leave it filled to the top of the bottle. Pour your self a glass of water and then refill it back up with your preferred drinking water, or well water, and leave it turned on. The refill water added charges up faster that way. Water cannot overcharge.

It makes no noise, so you wonder if it is on? If you place a long screwdriver with isolated handle, in the resonance area. Touch the long screwdriver to the alum lining, near the top of the inside of the 4"tube. Lift the screw driver end close to the handle close to the SS rod cathrode. When you get about 1/2" to 1/4" away , you will see blue sparks jumping from the screw driver to the center ss rod. This is the way to test if it is working or not. It can NOT short. Learn more about micro clustered water on this site. 1/5 the price of other Ionic Water machines. You will rarely get sick after drinking this water daily. I testify to this, for I drink Kangen water every day for about 5 years. ( says Andrew Batty, owner of Hydrogen Garage)

The WATER SMACKER is a cheaper alternative to a Ionic Water Machine. ( $370 vs. $1480 to $2500) We have an Affiliate Marketing Program, sell the Water Smacker and earn a sales commission, just by adding the WATER SMACKER info to you website. We ship them out for you. CONTACT US

CALL US TODAY - 805.995.4809 • 805.900.5275



Watch this video of a Blood Doctor doing blood tests after drinking micro-clustered water.
This water will replace the acid water in your body and help your cells and blood all to line up naturally.
Every body needs it. Super charge the water you drink! Boost your immune system!

One customer asked : "Will the water smacker kill microbes in the water?"
Answer : "No, the process is pro-life. It adds energy to the water that is beneficial to living cells. It is not a
water filter or purifier, that must be done to the water prior to charging it. However, it can kill any
organism that cannot withstand an alkaline ph, such as cancer. This is a good thing." 6/10

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Come visit the Tesla Tech Conference in New Mexico, the end of July 2016 and listen to Bob talk
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